Washington D.C.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just Peyton Manning flapping his arms like an idiot calling audibles. Every football fans has had to endure it. That huge fore-headed cry baby calling thirteen different audibles only to hand it off up the middle for no gain.
The GOP has taken notice of this incredible annoyance. With a planned filibuster to block Obama's legislation, the GOP is looking for anything that would drive there blue-toned enemies crazy. What could be better than having Manning call audibles for five hours? "I honestly can not think of a better way to drive Democrats completely insane," says Speaker Of The House, John Boehner.
In a White House press conference, President Obama had just this one lined zinger, "The GOP's efforts will probably end up like one of Peyton's actual audibles. Very long winded, no follow through and no real change to the situation. BAZINGA!"
